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Kiss My Pretty Lady Snail! | ||
'Tis
the season! Love is in bloom! And a kiss is blowing your way from me to you. Happy Valentine's Day! |
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Happy
V-day! I shot you with my love, in the back of your head. |
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Love
is like a beautiful flower... ...that slowly rots until only repulsive scavengers could possibly be interested in it. |
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This year, give the gift of surgical-grade candy for all your real friends. | ||
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